Try Not to Get Lost

One day Mr. Miller, Mr. Heineken, and Mr. Budweiser walk into a restaurant to talk business. When the waitress comes she asks Mr. Miller what he wants to drink. He said “i’ll have a miller light”. Then the waitress asks Mr. Budweiser to which he replies “i’ll take a Budweiser of course”. Then the waitress finally asks Mr. Heineken who says, “I’ll have a diet coke”. The two others look at him puzzled. Mr. Heineken then says, “well if you two aren’t gonna order a beer neither will I”.

…how this came up in my psych lecture i have no idea…that’s Wisconsin for ya